What a wonderful world we live in. I became an artist for $90. Actually, for free. Mommy bought me Paint Shop Pro for Christmas! It has this great little feature called Picture Tube. Click, and there's a picture! It's amazing! Look at what I've created!!
Flaming Spiders
Bucket o' Flies 



Disclaimer: Yes, to all the serious artists out there, I realize that this isn't actually art.