Alas, the internet has its limits. Google cannot answer my question. Where is my checkbook? I don't have that much stuff here. The stuff I do have is in a pretty localized area of the house. And yet, I manage to lose my checkbook. I'll ask my sister. Maybe she's seen it. Or maybe she threw it away, assuming that there's nothing more useless than I checkbook for one of my bank accounts. I guess I can't really argue too vehemently with that.