I snuck out of the house today, illegally, driving my car with less than one week on my sinner's license. But oohhh...fear you not...I WAS punished. Among the things I purchased on my sinner's excursion was the X-acto 6" mini trimmer. A cute little thing...basically a little plastic paper cutter. The package, a hard plastic sealed and nearly impenetrible little bubble, clearly warned of the extremely sharp cutting surface, and the precautions one should take to avoid not having any fingers left with which to carry their severed ones to the nearest emergency room. I was carefully noting the professional suggestions on avoiding guilloting my toes, fingers, pets, and family heirlooms, when I suddenly realized I was struggling to free it from its plastic prison...with...of all things...another xacto knife. I realized this after slicing a 1/4" slit in my left thumb. So now, sitting in the garbage, is the cardboard warning insert, printed in five different languages, smeared up with blood.