Well, in the grand scheme of things, "A Blackout" is probably the most convincing excuse that Lisa has ever had for not updating this website. Of course, this is hardly a feat, when it only has to defeat such prior efforts as "My dog ate it" (Lisa doesn't have a dog), "I was trapped under a giant Chee-to" and "Webpage? What webpage?! I don't have a webpage!! QUICK! LOOK OVER THERE!!" (before running away). It does, also, have the virtue of being the truth, and more interestingly, it appears that she had been working on some updates before catastrophe hit. I'm sure the full story will be present, direct from the source, tommorow, but here's the quick version: Lisa was sitting at AIP, chatting on TDG and updating her webpage. Suddenly, the lights went out. I know this doesn't sound all that exciting, but please keep in mind that this is Lisa, so the real story will be replete with added tragedy. I'm sure something happened to her car, she got caught in the rain, and AIP asked her to install LanDesk, too. Oh? You expected this update to be funny? I'm afraid the humor machine was plugged in at Lisa's desk... JRC.