Petawawa, Ontario, Canada Today at 18.37 hours Lisa was apprehended by a highly trained Leprechaun strike team. True to form Lisa choose to drink and the authorities were alerted to her suspicious behaviour of drinking very little, a typical American behaviour. At 08.00 hours a warrant was obtained by Sgt. A. Guinness and the strike team lead by Const. S. Addams was dispatched to her residence to make the arrest. After numerous consumed green beers at local pubs, the team took her down. Charges include, Failure To Appear at a Bar, Not Publically Intoxicated Enough, Non-posession of alcohol paraphernalia, and resisting arrest. The rest of the details of the arrest will be given from this random peice of spam: expression graceful outscratch escape every? fight gro.htlif.tir.itna rhyme shook poison, decay butterfly class .sbk.12tsicroxe green, buttered. hear fishvfootman ointmentvone - wall inborn speech... safely ma Please drink irresponibly. Translated from drunken Leprechuan by Cardinal Grimm.