It occurred to me that maybe I wasn't constantly slipping and falling on my ass SOLELY because I was clumsy. Maybe it was my shoes. I fell once wearing my nearly treadless black shoes, and once in my Docs. So, I decided it was time to break out the combat boots I bought off ebay a few years back...touted as "Size 3.5, perfect for a kid!" Yeah, whatever. So anyway, it's pretty amazing. No more slipping. Of course, I've never actually worn these boots before, so what I'm saving myself from in cuts and bruises, I'm making up for in blisters. Oh, and dignity!

Currently this bad day is rated as a 5

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That's not so bad.