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I went to the store today, and bought frozen eggrolls. I got home and cooked them, and attempted to open the nearly empty bottle of duck sauce. It was pretty well sealed shut, but after some banging around and running it under hot water, it finally opened. When it did, I noticed that the duck sauce that got into the cap, but but outside of the seal where the stuff inside the jar is, had turned quite black. I decided that as long as the cap was on, and oh, was the cap ever on, the black stuff couldn't have gotten in the good part of the duck sauce, so I carefully spooned it out onto the dish. I sat down, dipped one of the eggrolls into the duck sauce, and took a bite of it. I noticed something inside that looked quite a lot like meat. I picked up the dish to carry it back to the kitchen to reread the box, which I know I'd read at least twice in the store, when I tripped over the laptop cord, sending it flying...and also falling down myself, dropping the plate of eggrolls all over the floor. I picked the remains up off the carpet, and decided that someone, or something, was trying to tell me something. I just threw away the remaining eggrolls and ate a cheese sandwich instead. |