Occasionally you'll talk to someone who you actually laugh with, not at. "Tech Support, how can I help you?" "Yeah, I hope you can. I've been tryin' to download my mail for 20 minutes...it's stuck on Receiving Message 1 of 1...." "Ok, I'll check your mailbox, you probably just have something really large that is hanging everything up." "Ok." "Yup, you have a message in here from (his wife). It's almost 5 megs. Did you want me to delete that for you?" "Heck no! Send it back to her." =) Back to the stories.