Just sit right back and you'll read the tales
The tales of an ISP
Their tortured tech department
And the horrors that they see.
Their fate was a mighty awful one
'cause people still insist
On buying Lucent modems and
Then calling tech all pissed.
Winstar bought them, Winstar crashed
And VisiNet got tossed
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Visi would be lost, the Visi would be lost
The desks set ground on the floor of this
Unwanted warehouse room
With Malachi, and Ashley too
Bretma, Bobby, and James
The Joey H
Lisa and of course, Shane their boss
Here on VisiNet Isle
So these are the tales of the Visi techs
They talk to a real dumb crowd
They make sure they push hold first, though,
Before they laugh out loud.
NOC and tech and billing, too,
Will do their very best
To dig their way to freedom through
the Cat 5 cable nest
No pens, no pads, no paper clips,
Not a single luxury
Sometimes they give customers
Completely blank CD's.
So join us here each week, my friends
You're sure to get a smile
From eight despondent techies,
Here on VisiNet Isle
Who would YOU like to vote off of the VisiNet Island?
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